Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Sleepy Time

© u/KaleidoscopeOwn1199
   I was scrolling through Reddit when I saw another impressive set of hats.  KaleidoscopeOwn1199 "learnt to crochet earlier this year and decided to make some baby hats to donate, and as a good way to practise crochet skills."  They made 100 baby hats to donate as of their post last month.

Pattern: Easy Chunky Beanie by PassioKnit Kelsie - Size: 64 stitches - Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in Mint and White - Needle: US 11 (8 mm)
  I ordered some white tags for these hats because I didn't think the dark grey, or the dark brown would look nice.  While checking out I saw that IdahoTaylorMade had added a holographic option in their color section.  I got some to see how they would look.  When I got them they were lighter looking than in the photo, but were perfect for the hats with the twinkle yarn.  I might use the white tags for some Santa style hats.

Pattern: Easy Chunky Beanie by PassioKnit Kelsie - Size: 64 stitches - Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in Mint and Caron One Pound in Espresso - Needle: US 11 (8 mm)
  I was thinking of making this hat with the mint and black.  When I was chatting about it on Twitch someone read my message as Mint Chocolate Beanie instead of Mint Chunky Beanie.  I figured it was the universe telling me what to do, so I went and got the brown instead.  I think it came out very nicely.

Big Twist Twinkle in Mint and White - unknown turquoise - Coats & Clark Red Heart maypole in 782 Country Berry
  I went in for a doctor's appointment where I got to be sedated.  When I read about it online it sounded like I would be out of it, but they fully put me under.  When I got there the nice lady gave me a blanket and told me that I was second in line.  When she put in my IV, she said I had gone through the hardest part of my appointment.  At that point she asked me if I wanted a heated blanket, but I was okay.  When they brought in the person who was going to be seen after me I was feeling cold.  She wrapped me in a warmed blanket and it was so nice.  She said that once I was in the room I would get to have a little nap.
  In the room they had me lay down and the nurse anesthetist was joking about how the last time she was under her husband told her he loved her, and she woke up saying "I love you" even though he wasn't there again yet.  I saw her put some white liquid into my IV and one second I was feeling myself start to get tired and the next thing I knew I was opening my eyes and getting juice.  I was awake before I was fully there too.  I was told not to eat anything spicy or red in color.  It seems I joked about eating chili-crisp, though I don't remember that at all.

Pattern: Easy Chunky Beanie by PassioKnit Kelsie - Size: 64 stitches - Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in Mint and Caron Sayelle in Teal - Needle: US 11 (8 mm)
  I love the twinkle yarn and wasn't sure if I wanted to make another hat or make a bunch of Worry Worms with it.  I knew I wasn't going to get many worms done in time for the upcoming trip to Wise, so I decided to make another hat.  I thought of pairing the mint with brown again, but I had just done that.  Black had been the other option I was thinking about, but I wasn't feeling excited about it when I started.  I had a bin that held the yarn I'm going to use for my rainbow wedge hats and I thought the rest was "fashion" yarns.  I went to see if there was anything interesting that I could pair with the twinkle, I have enough yarn that I should have something.  The teal was sitting right on top and I knew it was the exact thing I was looking for.


Yearly Yarn Tracker:
Yarn In: 22 (0)
Yarn Out: 49 (0)
Total: -27

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

The Jingle Jesters

  September Hatathon 2026 has come to a close!!

Stockholm - 30/23
• Lolivieri - 8/4
• MinnieMay9 - 9/6
• knitsamazing - 13/13

  I seem to like making 9 hats.  I made 9 in February and made 9 again this time.  Though I know if I try and offer 9 hats I'll make 6.  I think we did great, especially since we were such a small group.  A whole hat-a-thon is 26 hats, and we even did more than that.

Pattern: Jingle Jester Hat by me - Style 1 - Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in Mint - Hook: H/8 (5mm)
  I've been in a whimsical sort of mood since we went to the Ren Faire.  Even though being out in the sun and heat for so long always gives me a migraine, I still have so much fun.  I love seeing what other people are wearing and some of the shows people put on.  The food is also pretty good and not too overpriced, especially for having a pretty captive audience.  Though that also depends on what you get.

Pattern: Jingle Jester Hat by me - Style 2 - Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in Mint and White - Hook: H/8 (5mm)
  I was looking at the pattern and wondered to myself, "What if I made this pattern even more tricky to write out for other people to make?"  I tried to talk myself out of trying it, but at the same time kept trying to talk myself into trying it.  I used the Invisible decrease in double crochet by TuulaMaaria on the mint rows.  It also turned out to be fairly easy to write out once I marked the center stitch.
  I also wanted to add some whimsy to my whimsy.  The hat is already pretty whimsical, but I thought it would add another layer of whimsy to make the ribbing on the bottom also two toned.  I tried to look online to see how to do it, but could only find tutorials on how to make the ribbing in a solid color.  I tired it out and got it to work easily.  I worked outward and back in one color, worked the first slip stitch in the same color, switched to the other color for the second slip stitch, then continued on in the same repeat.

Pattern: Jingle Jester Hat by me - Style 2 - Yarn: Baby Bee Sweet Delight Prints in 324 Sprinkles - Hook: G+/7 (4.5mm)
  I was finally able to figure out that the ears/horns of a jester's hat are called Liliripes (or Liripipes).  When I tried to search for that information before I couldn't find it.  I think it's funny to call them ear/horns, so I left it that way along with updating it on the written pattern.

Pattern: Side To Side Ribbed Hat by Sally L.M. - Size: 9 sc, 32 hdc Yarn: Big Twist Twinkle in White - Hook H/8 (5mm)
  This one isn't a Jingle Jester Hat, but it is cute and a bit whimsical.  I had been thinking about making a hat like this since Mary gave Miss Spud a yarn pompon bear headband.  The sparkle in this yarn has a bit of pink in it, so I thought they went perfectly together.  I do want to make another already.


Yearly Yarn Tracker:
Yarn In: 22 (0)
Yarn Out: 49 (6)
Total: -27

Thursday, September 24, 2026

25 Months: Powered by Snacks, Curiosity, and Pure Chaos

Week 104:
  On our way to Ikea she found a dead cicada.  She made sure to show it to me.
  One the day after her birthday she wanted to have a snacky lunch on the porch.  I didn't have enough of a variety of foods she could eat on the move to do that.  After that, everything was terrible.  She didn't want to sit in her seat, but was happy to see string cheese.  She ate some of her curry before having a meltdown.  She wanted her drink to have ice in it, but then pushed it off of her tray.  She threw her spoon off and then was upset she couldn't reach it.  She wanted the applesauce pouch, but thrashed around when I tried to hand it to her.  She asked for an orange-orange hat, but was distraught when I brought it to her and threw it on the ground.  I offered her some of my curry, but she refused because it wasn't her applesauce pouch.  She wanted her cracker to go into her snack cup so she could throw it on the ground as well.  I tried to offer her stickers but even though she picked out which ones she wanted, they were horrible.  She brightened up when I was able to wrangle her into her clothes so we could go on an adventure to the grocery store.  She ran around without a care in the world and a smile on her face.  She also picked out some cheese for herself and some plates to use at dinner after her party.
  Bill came out to see what we were doing on the porch before bed.  He commented that he didn't have anywhere to sit when he saw that his chair was filled with rocks.  Miss Spud then set out to clear them all off for him.
  On the morning of her 2 year appointment she couldn't decide if the rocks should be in my pocket or her pocket.  She spent quite some time moving them all back and forth between the pockets.
  We ended up walking in with the doctor and Miss Spud impressed her by how independent she was.  She walked right into the elevator and then ran to the office.  She just looked at it when they took a finger poke.  She also didn't cry at all when she got her shot.
  The doctor asked how many words she knows and I guessed 50.  I had told myself to start a list at the last appointment, but never did.  Bill and I came up with 60 on the trip home.
  At her 24 month appointment she was 25lb 1oz(29%), 35.5"(88%) tall with a 19"(73%) head circumference.
  I gave her a new cereal for her snack.  She liked the crunch.  At one point I was on my computer with a help chat and she decided to put a piece on my leg before chomping it off.  It was really funny.  She then started feeding me the cereal.
  On Thursday evening we ran around on the porch for about 20 minutes after we had a dance party.  We stopped when Miss Spud slipped on one of her wooden rings and hit her head solidly.  We then read some books while listening to the rain.  Because we had been running around on the porch my feet were dirty on the bottom.  When I tried to put her to bed, she wouldn't settle until she saw me clean my feet off.  She just kept pointing to my feet and saying Dirt.


Week 105:
  We were low on diapers, so on Monday we went out to try and get her a new box.  On our way out she insisted on bringing two books along with her snack and water.  She had a great time reading her books in the car on the way to the store.
  I asked her what she wanted for lunch and she saw the salad kit I had purchased.  I asked her if she wanted some of her leftovers but she insisted we have the G'een she saw.  I don't know many other toddlers who get distressed at the idea of not eating the vegetables.
  At lunch she was moving her fingers together.  I took a picture and she kept saying Heart Heart.  She was trying to make a love heart with her fingers, I'm not sure where she even had seen it before.
  She wanted a book before her nap on Wednesday.  I gave her the Peek-a-Boo book so I could use the bathroom.  When I came back, she was showing the book to all of her bedtime friends and "reading" it to them.
  I told her to take a nap over her crib camera.  She laid her head down, but had to temporarily sit up again because she heard a car horn beep.  After saying Beep she laid back down again.
  She helped me pack her bedtime friends before we went to the cabin.  I think she's starting to understand what I mean when I tell her that we are packing.
  She was wearing her Daddy Makes Me Happy shirt and we asked her what color it was.  She said it was pink, which was what the color the words are.  When asked what other color her shirt had, she said Dada.
  When my parents showed up to the cabin, Miss Spud ran past my dad to my mom.
  We had somehow reached the point in the night where she wanted to be goofy but also that everything is incorrect.  She demanded her blanket, and then we had the gall to put her blanket on her.  It finally came down to me coming back in after she cried for a while and after Bill tried to help her.
  She likes playing with my hair, so I didn't think anything about her wiggling her fingers in my hair.  I did have a problem with it when she started trying to pull my hair with all her might.  She's done it a few times and she thinks it's funny when she's doing it, but it becomes a lot less funny when I put her down and wouldn't pick her back up so she could do it again.


Week 106:
  The Delps sent some toys for her.  One was a bus.  They put new batteries in it but couldn't figure out how to get it to do anything or if it was still working.  Miss Spud was playing with it and got the lights and music to work just fine.
  She was grumpy when I mentioned that it was nap time on Saturday.  Turns out that when she had a spill, Bill told her that she could go see the tractor to cheer her up.  So I stopped trying to get her PJs on and we all went out to watch my dad work the tractor.  She had a great time watching the tractor pick up branches.
  When my mom was making waffles, she convinced my dad to feed her bites, like a baby bird.  Then she would run around until she was ready for her next bite.  She got about half a Belgian waffle down that way.
  On the way home Bill tried to go between Smiley's and Buc-ee's with the windows down.  I was going to put my hair up because it was getting blown around.  Miss Spud saw my hair going wild and started screaming and crying.  Bill thought something blew in the window and hit her.  When Bill commented Oh Bugger about it, she said Oh Bugga.
  I was describing things we could do the next day on Tuesday night.  She started saying something we couldn't quite make out.  I was guessing words and she nodded when I said Knitting.  She then said Neh-ting, so we knew it was going to be a family outing on Wednesday evening.
  Before her nap on Wed she pulled her Genie (from Aladdin) magnet off the door and one of his magnets came off.  She was worried about him and I said we just had to glue it back on.  She kept wanting to help, but the super glue was being troublesome.  I finally got the glue to come out and on the magnet.  It took longer to hold than I was expecting, but it finally did.  I read it needs about 24 hours to reach its full adhesion.  I said he needed to nap, but things just started snowballing.  It all lead to her cry screaming and yelling No.  She resisted lashing out at Bucky, which I'm very proud of her for.  She would swing her arm at him but wouldn't get close enough to hit him.  It took me forcing her to rock with me and look at things out her window before she would calm down enough to put PJs on for her nap.  We then rocked for another 10 minutes before she was falling asleep.
  Bill mentioned that about half way to Wegmans Miss Spud started yelling for me.  I'm guessing she had then realized that I wasn't in the truck with them.
  She had a great time with Funkle Mickey while we were there.  She convinced him to feed her like a little bird.  She then ran around and was laughing so hard when he would catch her.


Week 107:
  We went to the picnic of the club we belong to.  She likes the potato salad, hot dogs, chicken, chips, and corn.  She had mixed feelings about the swing.  It was a bit intense when Bill pushed her but was fine when I did it.  The slide was a big hit.  She wasn't sure about the bounce house until I got her to jump.  She would then roll around before getting up and repeating.  She kept sliding out and also tried to bring people their shoes.  She got to go on the slide a few more times before we left.  She didn't want to leave and started protesting.  It was kind of funny to hear her say Wheeee in a whine/cry voice.
  Before her nap on Sunday she informed me that I have two eyes.  She smiled so brightly when I told her that she was right, I do have two eyes.
  I was making lunch and Miss Spud saw Bill's grapefruits in the kitchen.  She grabbed one, exclaimed Orange-Orange and ran back into the play area.  I told her it was a grapefruit and went back to cooking.  Before too long she walked back into the kitchen with it, opened the bag she had gotten it out from, put it back, and closed the bag again.
  She sees me put the paperclips I use as stitch markers in my mouth fairly often.  It's often enough that when she finds one on the ground she will bring it to me and insist on putting it in my mouth.
  She heard Bill go into the bathroom one morning while checking her friends' butts.  She looked at me and said Potty!  She is proud to know that the toilet is for butts as well.
  She has discovered Bill's gum on the steps a few times but usually puts it down without too much fuss.  On Wed she investigated them further.  She took a piece out and figured out you could unwrap it.  She then sat down and tried to stick it to her knee, like a Band-Aid.  It did not work the way she wanted it to.
  Our friend Steven got her a backpack with Spud written on it.  It has a little bear in a special pocket, but the pocket would be big enough to possibly fit other toys.  Bill pulled the bear out to look at it and Miss Spud got very concerned about it going back in.
  While playing with Grandma C at the cabin she found a bag of yellow plastic hooks.  When I went to go and get her ready for her nap she was really worried I was going to take them from her.  She resists putting her sleep sack on because she thought I was going to take the hooks when I reached for her hands.  Normally I would, but since she resists her nap more at the cabin, I let her keep them.
  She said she was done after dinner and we let her loose.  She came over to me, but I only had the mashed potatoes she didn't like.  She then climbed up into Grandma C's lap.  Before my mom knew what was happening Miss Spud was snatching pieces off ham off her plate.  She would cram the pieces into her mouth so no one knew it was her taking them.
  We have been rocking vigorously and she loves being thrown about.  She has added another option where she slowly slides off as we rock it, then "fall" down as she slowly slides to the floor and onto her side.  She then proclaims that she has plopped. 


Week 108: First part
  She has been adding 'ing' to the end of book to make it into an action word.  She wants "booking" before she goes to sleep.  It makes sense if you look at run, walk, talk, eat, etc.  Someday she will learn that while Booking is a word, she wants to do some reading.
  Bill wanted to try out a Swedish Torch, so he set up a small fire.  Miss Spud didn't like the smoke, so she stayed near us.  She sat in my mom's lap getting rocked waiting to point out the moon every time it came out from behind the clouds.  She was very patient.
  My mom brought a bucket of my old Legos that had some connecting platforms with wheels, like train cars but also with Lego pegs on top.  There is also a tractor and a yellow roller in there too.  She had so much fun playing Train by connecting them, adding windows, and people on top.  She needed help connecting them and unhooking them some, but not all the time.
  When she thinks we have something important to do, she will settle down easily at night.  If she insists that Dada gets some lip balm, she will let me leave if I tell her I'm going to give him some.  She also settled down after only wanting to play when she said that Bill's hair needed to be brushed and I told her to lay down so we could go and do that.
  I was sitting in my computer chair and she decided I needed to spin.  She grabbed my knee and the arm of the chair and started walking around.  She told me "careful" when I put my arms up to say whee.  Once we went around a few times she pushed on my butt to get me to stand up and said "Turn" so I knew it was now her turn.  She laid down and I spun her around for a while.
  I showed her how to trade kandi bracelets by threading your fingers together and slipping the bracelet from one wrist, over the hands, and onto the other.  She thought that was so much fun we did it quite a few times.  Every time I moved one she said Pretty and I agreed with her.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Easy Donations

  September Hatathon 2026 is here!!

Stockholm - 23
• Lolivieri - 4
• MinnieMay9 - 6
• knitsamazing - 13?

  I went to go in as a team member, but it was a few days in so I wasn't sure if I was going to make it.  Lolivieri and I were in a small group for a while before knitsamazing wanted to join.  I never saw how many knitsamazing wanted to make, but they had mentioned a half marathon at one point.

  I didn't even keep track of how many items I put in here.  When I first got into makeup, I didn't realize how long it took to get through products.  The little pots of eyeshadow didn't look like they were going to take three years to get through, so I over bought things I liked.  I didn't include things that could have already gone bad, that were open. or not sealed in any way.  I'm doubting if there is a chance that I will be able to work through what I saved, so I know I would never be able to work through everything I had.  I hope they like it.  I'm also going to get some makeup brush sets to go with this.

  I thought these sets were so sweet.  When we received them Miss Spud had almost already grown out of them.  I didn't want to open them take the things out just to have her not be able to wear them more than once.  I'm going to send them down to Wise, VA so someone, or a few other people, can really enjoy them.

  The night we got back from the cabin I was working on a hat and saw Tank running around Bill's chair out of the corner of my eye.  I also saw a small blur running around.  I went over and saw that Tank was chasing a mouse.  After they moved on from going around Bill's chair, they were by the overturned ottoman.  I got Bill to hold Tank while I got the green mouse trap.  We couldn't see it, but Tank was pawing at the plastic carpet runner.  It was in one of the folds.  I emptied the plastic bin that was right there and Bill dumped the mouse into the bin after I put the trap in.  It tried to jump out, but the bin was slick and tall enough so it couldn't get out.  I put the lid on so that Tank wouldn't be able to get back in while we waited until morning to take the mouse out.
  When I went to check on Peanut Puff 9the mouse) the next morning, they had gotten their tail stuck in the trap door and weren't able to eat the whole peanut butter puff I left in the green trap.  I freed their tail and took them on a trip to a new home.  I had a doctor's appointment to go to, so they had to wait until I was done.


Yearly Yarn Tracker:
Yarn In: 22 (0)
Yarn Out: 43 (0)
Total: -21

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Back at it With the Hats

Pattern: Ruffle Hat by me - Size: 78 stitches - Yarn: Mainstays in Grey & Red Heart Boutique Sashay Metallic in 9929 Diamonds - Needles: US 8 (5mm)
  Since I'm an expert on not feeling quite satisfied with the patterns I come up with, I decided to give it another try.  I did like alternating the round of every bar and every other bar, though on this one I started with an every other row.  I wanted to see how it would look with the ruffles closer together.  I started with a number divisible by 8, which means either a 1x1 or 2x2 rib could be worked.  I still worked the 12 rows of ribbing and two plain rows before adding the ruffle yarn.  I then worked the ruffle yarn in 4 sections around the hat instead of 6.  I worked one plain stitch and then one with the ruffle yarn while still skipping a bar to see if I could work the row that normally would used every bar without having to twist them or have it try and migrate into the inside of the hat when I don't want it to.  I think this is the best one yet.

Pattern: Jingle Jester Hat by me - Yarn: Caron Simply Soft Sunkissed in Grape Tonal - Hook: I/9 (5.5mm)
  We were talking about all things nostalgic on someone's Twitch stream and Gaia Online came up.  I decided to try and get into my account again, especially since I spent a lot of real money buying those special item letters back when I used to play often.  It told me that my account had been blocked because there had been suspicious activity.  I opened a ticket and got an automated message that I could use their chat to try and get it fixed.  They asked a lot of questions that I could only vaguely answer while also giving them too much information.  When they asked where I made the account, I told them that I was in location A, but sometimes that shows up as location B online.  It seems I gave all the right answers because it took almost no time for them to unban my account.  They warned me that because it had been so long, there was no way to see what gold/platinum or items had been sold by the hacker.  When I logged in it looked like most of my gold/platinum was gone, but that my items were still there.  The lost gold/platinum is a bummer, but not a big deal.  I was worried about my unopened letters and special items.  I was especially worried about the engraved pocket watch Bill sent me, even though it's not actually worth much on the marketplace.

Pattern: B186 Galway Diamond Hat by Plymouth Yarn - Size: 80 stitches - Yarn: unknown roving yarn - Needle: US8 (6mm)
  I found this yarn and was worried it was both "not enough" and "too much".  By that I mean that I would either run out too quickly or I would have an odd amount left over that was too big to just throw out and too small to do anything with.  I did the math and found what I hoped was the perfect project for it.  I ran into two problems with this hat.  The roving yarn likes to stick to itself, so it's hard to take out stitches, which is a technique I use when trying to use all of the yarn.  I also didn't check the pattern notes I made for myself and took out 8 rows instead of the 5 I needed to.  It still looks really good in the end though.


Yearly Yarn Tracker:
Yarn In: 22 (0)
Yarn Out: 43 (0)
Total: -21

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

My Favorite Tree

Pattern: Easy Chunky Beanie by PassioKnit Kelsie - Size: 48 stitches - Yarn: Mainstays in Grey & Caron Simply Soft Sunkissed in Grape Tonal - Needles: US 11 (8mm)
   Something I find to be very interesting is how widely people's preferences are when it comes to how snug they like their beanie to feel.  I have a 21" head and Bill has a 25" head for reference.
  When I was making the single strand crochet rainbow beanies I thought they felt a little too loose, but Bill thought they felt extremely loose.  I've also had him try on hats I've made that fit me to my preferences that he thought felt loose enough to fall off.  He tried shaking his head and it stayed on, but it still felt looser than he would want one for him to be.
  I got a hat and tried it on and thought it was uncomfortably tight.  Bill said it was sized for an adult and tried it on.  He said it fit just fine.

Pattern: Ruffle Hat by me - Size: 78 stitches - Yarn: Mainstays in Grey & Red Heart Boutique Sashay Metallic in 9929 Diamonds - Needles: US 8 (5mm) 
  I was looking back over the last time I did the ruffle hat and couldn't decide if I liked the more or less dense ruffles.  I decided to split the difference by working the odd rounds using every section and even rows skipping one.
  I didn't like how the loops wanted to travel into the inside of the hat on the rows where I worked all the bars.  To fix this I would slip the bar onto the needle, hold the yarn downward, and knit the stitch with the bar.  That would twist it a little and would make sure it didn't try and wander.

  This is my favorite tree at the cabin.  It's so fun because of how many large branches it has growing upward.  It looks like it could be a few trees until you look at the base.  There is also a colony of bees you can see coming and going from the side opposite of the driveway.  It is also impressively tall, probably over 100ft.

  On August 22nd we got some sad news that it had fallen down that morning.  Our neighbor down the way said she saw it fall too.  We were lucky that it didn't fall towards the cabin at all.  This year we had been seeing fewer bees coming out of it.  From seeing the pictures, the honeycombs are empty.

  While we were down there to clean it up, we had a problem with the power around dinnertime again.  It was flickering for a bit but kept coming back.  I was wondering if I should start cooking the tater tot taco bowls or wait.  It went out when I finished mixing the corn topping.  We waited for it to come back but went out to get pizza.  It came back when we were most of the way there, but it didn't make sense to turn around to cook.  I never complain when we get pizza there.


Yearly Yarn Tracker:
Yarn In: 22 (0)
Yarn Out: 43 (1)
Total: -21

Monday, August 31, 2026

Happy Second Birthday! (Hoppy Doo-Ooh!)

   It's hard to believe how far you have come over the last year.  We discovered that you favorite animals are cows and your current favorite body parts are butts and elbows.  You know what trash is and how to throw it away, where before you just wanted to try and sample anything you could get your hands on.  Tank really appreciates that you have learned how to pet him in a gentler fashion, even though we all know you just want to hug him and carry him around.
  Unlike other toddlers I have heard about, you are very good at holding hands when it is needed, mostly staying within view when you run around, and staying near us when we need you to.  We all need to work on stopping ourselves from throwing things when we are mad, but you don't throw things that shouldn't be thrown on the regular, and we thank you for it.
  You love picking out what to wear in the morning and I love that, even if you don't always pick seasonally appropriate things.  You have really come around to hats.
  We admit that we are all doomed because of how smart and observant you are.  You know that we need a key in the lock to get out the front door and know how to unlock and open the door to the porch.  You know how clothes should go on and can sometimes manage it on your own.  You can get your socks and Velcro shoes on all by yourself as well.  Colors are easy for you, as are animal sounds.  You know to pick out your morning apple and that we need to rinse it and put on an apple-bib before we can eat it.
  You love with all of your being and I hope that doesn't change.
  You may be able to down flamin' hot snacks like they are no big deal, but we need to work on keeping you from rubbing your eyes until they are clean again.

  For her actual birthday we went to Ikea to wander around and get meatballs for lunch.  She had a great time sitting in every chair, laying in every bed, and doing laps in the "sustainable home."  She loved the meatballs and only liked the peas and mashed potatoes well enough.  She ate some of the lingonberry jelly on its own before we split a princess cake.  We somehow missed all of the stuffed animals the first time through, but when we got back to the box pickup area I knew we had to go back.  I was going to let her pick out a stuffie for her birthday.  When we were about to turn back, she found a panda and a turtle in a random bin near one of the stacks of chairs.  She tried to get the panda out.  I helped her, but she didn't want to leave the turtle.  When I offered them to her two times she grabbed the panda first, so we picked that one.

  We got to the Ren Faire and she immediately started collecting rocks from the parking lot.  It was lunch time, so we found a turkey leg place and also got a Scotch egg for Miss Spud and I to share.  She really liked the egg and turkey leg.  She was able to take better bites of the turkey leg this year, but it's still a little too tough for her to get through on her own.  We watched Vixens en Garde while we ate.
  She loves running around and watching people, so this is always a good time.  Before the knighting ceremony she had fun with another little girl because they were both interested in rocks on the ground.  We got her knighted again, and this time she wasn't scared of the king.  She was also pretty tired by the time the knighting ceremony happened, so she also looked pretty out of it.
  We told her that she could nap, but there were too many exciting things to look at.  She was able to fight it, even though I rolled her small towel up and had her lay her head down on it.
  We got to the stage early, so Mary and I went shopping while everyone else hung out. While we were gone, Miss Spud was gifted some mushrooms. She loved Jacques ze Whipper because of all of the songs and clapping.  
  Mary got her one of the bird whistles.  With a lot of help she got it to work a few times.  The problem was that she wanted to put more of the whistle in her mouth than would let it work.
  We didn't make it to the joust because there was no place to sit and it was too hot to stand in the sun for the second show of the day, and the last one was going to be too late.  When we got home she got some of her lemon cake and opened some of her presents.  I figured we would let her play with some before we just opened all of them.